I'm dying, here! We left to visit family, and I got notice today that my alpaca is waiting at the post office for me! All of this time, I've been waiting and waiting and pining away for it, and it arrives a day after I leave.
Oh the injustice! Oh the humanity!
My MIL is checking on the house, so I'm going to beg her to go pick it up for me so it doesn't wait too long in the cold, dark, unloving post office. :)